When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead and write about it.
A perfect reward for hitting the books.
Puppies love to have their tails cranked while being fed wood shavings! Om nom nom!
Hey, you like pencils? You like carrying them with you? In a pencil? Thought so.
He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!
You like to feel fancy when you're writing your genius poetry in your hand-bound leather journal.
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.