We all know that Harry's Firebolt broom is top notch, maybe it can also make you a better writer. Heck, this is such a good looking replica I might just keep it in the case and not even write with it!
You always wanted to be a space ranger, this is one step closer!
This pen claims to have enough ink to last 7 whole years! That would be awesome, considering how we type everything these days, I'd never have to buy another pen!
If only these would actually let me fling birds about, I'd be even less productive than I already am!
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.