Aren't the kids now taught to call them "sea stars?" And Pluto isn't a planet? And Cookie Monster eats things other than cookies? I feel old. I need some of this cake.
Making someone a sandwich, even as humble and simple as a good ol' pb&j is a real act of love. Just think of all the sandwiches you've eaten; aren't those made by someone especially for you a million times tastier than the ones you've made for yourself?