More cheese please! I'd eat this every day of my life if only carbs weren't so evil.

I'll fight that dinosaur to the death for a bowl of pasta. Back off, toothy!

Keep your salad from wilting before you eat it!

Let's have a carbohydrate themed party where we eat whole loaves of garlic bread and knock back these little cups of mac & cheese like jello shots.

Pasta is my #1 true love for life. I've never understood how anyone can give up pasta for a low-carb lifestyle or eat nasty whole grain pasta to be healthier. To those who have to give it up because of celiac or a wheat allergy, I weep for you. I could never. I would die. I'm so glad it loves me back.

The only way these ravioli could be even lovelier is if they were stuffed with braised heart meat! So much sentiment!

I'm always at a loss when it comes to what to wear to a formal pasta event. Thank you, universe for always providing an answer.