My plants would be happier with a piggie friend for when I'm not around.
Thanks for not sliming up the place, felt-o-pus!
Tea time just got seriously adorbz! Marmalade kitties are my favorite, especially when they actually taste like marmalade!
He's sad that you found out about his delicious fruity center. Don't worry, I won't tell!
cooking something inside itself and flavored with itself is so self-referentially satisfying. It's so meta it was practically invented for the internet.
Whatever goes into your sternum comes out of mine. We can share secrets!
A touch of citrus and a splash of chocolate make a normal birthday cake extra special.