That sneaky octopus looks like he's ready to blow out that green candle the moment you light it. You could literally wipe that look off his face and save a lot of trouble.
Tea time! Everyone will get a piping hot cup when you have an octopus serving. Wear this to display your obvious sophistication.
Thanks for not sliming up the place, felt-o-pus!
Not only is this octopus sweet and cuddly but she's also helpful, especially when you're sick and you need a friend to snuggle and wipe your nose.
Wouldn't you feel safer with a tiny friend in your pocket to whisper to?