Well hello sailor! You sure can wrap a lot of arms around a lot of girls' waists when you get back to port!
These guys are so into each other!
Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
Tea time! Everyone will get a piping hot cup when you have an octopus serving. Wear this to display your obvious sophistication.
The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
Amigurumi doesn't always have to be for snuggling, it can also be for wearing!