You squeeze too hard!
This guy has all the right skills for his vocation.
Well hello sailor! You sure can wrap a lot of arms around a lot of girls' waists when you get back to port!
Wouldn't you feel safer with a tiny friend in your pocket to whisper to?
Thanks for not sliming up the place, felt-o-pus!
Whoever this amazing couple is, I wish I had been invited to their wedding just to see this cake. You also can't deny that a pair who loves Jules Verne this much must be pretty incredible.