Four snacks, eight hands, and only one mouth, it's a real dilemma.
PDAs are totally appropriate when you have eight arms. Snuggle away!
Tea time! Everyone will get a piping hot cup when you have an octopus serving. Wear this to display your obvious sophistication.
Well hello sailor! You sure can wrap a lot of arms around a lot of girls' waists when you get back to port!
That sneaky octopus looks like he's ready to blow out that green candle the moment you light it. You could literally wipe that look off his face and save a lot of trouble.