This guy has all the right skills for his vocation.
Four snacks, eight hands, and only one mouth, it's a real dilemma.
Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
Tea time! Everyone will get a piping hot cup when you have an octopus serving. Wear this to display your obvious sophistication.
Well hello sailor! You sure can wrap a lot of arms around a lot of girls' waists when you get back to port!
These guys are so into each other!
Wouldn't you feel safer with a tiny friend in your pocket to whisper to?