Well hello sailor! You sure can wrap a lot of arms around a lot of girls' waists when you get back to port!
This guy has all the right skills for his vocation.
Tea time! Everyone will get a piping hot cup when you have an octopus serving. Wear this to display your obvious sophistication.
My bathroom has been missing this for years and I never even knew it.
These guys are so into each other!
Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
Queen Octopus is pleased by your offering of a jewel-eyed fish, you may proceed to kissing the royal tentacles.