When I was wee, we hung a bunch of strings crisscrossing the living room and hooked He-Man's hand over the strings and had him zipping through the sky! How badly do you miss your He-Man and She-Ra toys? As much as Screech up there? I doubt it.
Your kids will have no idea what that metal thing on your table is.
Did you go to day camp? Of course you did! Your parents couldn't afford sleepaway camp, whose could? This stuff was like cigarettes in prison, pure neverending friendship currency!
What kids these days get in their Halloween pillowcases just isn't what we remember. Here's a taste of the past.