Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
my dog is forever shoving at my elbow with her nose. Now I can get an impression of that sweet nosy nose made into a custom pendant! (Cold and wet not included.)
I'm not sure I like the idea of Vader's face that close to my head but if it will make y hair shiny and bouncy I'm willing to try most anything.
Oink oink little piggie! I'm glad to see this piggie Nutella sandwich is pretty small because I would feel like a real fat piggie if it were a giant Nutella sandwich. Chocolate overload! Oink oink!
Sometimes you just love something so much you want to eat it just so it can be a part of you. Totoro! Bring y our leaf hat and befuddled expression and get in my belly!
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