my dog is forever shoving at my elbow with her nose. Now I can get an impression of that sweet nosy nose made into a custom pendant! (Cold and wet not included.)
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
Oink oink little piggie! I'm glad to see this piggie Nutella sandwich is pretty small because I would feel like a real fat piggie if it were a giant Nutella sandwich. Chocolate overload! Oink oink!
Sometimes you just love something so much you want to eat it just so it can be a part of you. Totoro! Bring y our leaf hat and befuddled expression and get in my belly!
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
I'm not sure I like the idea of Vader's face that close to my head but if it will make y hair shiny and bouncy I'm willing to try most anything.
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