He's cheeky AND he likes to cook! What a guy!
I guess once you're seven it's not so scary for a tiny mustachioed plumber to come bursting out of your birthday cake anymore. Right, Stan?
Goomba, get out of my way, I need to get that question mark! I was always terrible at this game.
You know, when you need to blow things up gently.
There are a ton of janky, hand-painted geeky shoes out there but this custom printing job totally wins.