Squid are already notoriously sneaky, now with specialized training they're super efficient death machines.
Available at: Temple7e http://www.etsy.com/listing/57884002/kokeshi-doll-sasha-the-kokeshi-ninjette ($25 each)
Admit it, when it comes to hanging notes on the fridge you're a total badass. Some might even say a ninja.
Matryoshka=cute; Ninja= awesome. Matryoshka+ninja= AWESOMELY CUTE!