The '80s called, they want their cupcakes back. But they can't have them. They're all mine!

These cakes are decorated so immaculately, I'd like to wear one like a tiny hat!

Cooking is basically painting with flavor, right?

No no no, you don't cut bread with blue, that's what pink is for!

I want to have a "Jem and the Holograms" themed party for my 30-somethingth birthday with this cake. Perfection.

I am cursed with a stainless steel fridge that no magnet will stick to. I envy those with expanses of ferrous metal that they can decorate with houndstooth pandas.