I always loved playing with my dad's bubble level as a kid, I'd wear this over to his house for Christmas!
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You love it, admit it. Sure it's trendy to love bacon, but you know in your heart you loved bacon before it was a thing.
Clean cup, move down!!!
That jerk, he's always got snacks around. I'm so jealous.
Everyone knows just how sweet you really are!
I like my coffee like I like my soul; black and bitter.