Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.
Handlebars deserve handlebars.
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Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.