Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?
Now when you send a letter, a little Frenchman can deliver the news.
Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
Show the mustache love by giving everyone (or everything!) a mustache
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!