Available at: Love and a Sandwich http://www.etsy.com/listing/54737349/its-nannerpus ($28)
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!
Now when you send a letter, a little Frenchman can deliver the news.
Show the mustache love by giving everyone (or everything!) a mustache
Available at: The Tiny Fig http://thetinyfig.wazala.com/?page=product_det&id=2427 ($12)