Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!