Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!
Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!