A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
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Handlebars deserve handlebars.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.