As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
Handlebars deserve handlebars.
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!
Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.
Available at: Love and a Sandwich http://www.etsy.com/listing/54737349/its-nannerpus ($28)