Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
Now when you send a letter, a little Frenchman can deliver the news.
Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
I always felt my rude gestures could use a bit of class.
Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.