Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
It shuts them up AND makes them cuter!
Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!
Handlebars deserve handlebars.
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
Show the mustache love by giving everyone (or everything!) a mustache
Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.