Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.
These words rhyme, I think I'll crochet something! BAM! A pistachio is born!
Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!