As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
It shuts them up AND makes them cuter!
This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!
Now when you send a letter, a little Frenchman can deliver the news.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!