These words rhyme, I think I'll crochet something! BAM! A pistachio is born!
I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!