I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
Handlebars deserve handlebars.
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
Available at: Love and a Sandwich http://www.etsy.com/listing/54737349/its-nannerpus ($28)
This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.