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At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
Now when you send a letter, a little Frenchman can deliver the news.
Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?
Show the mustache love by giving everyone (or everything!) a mustache
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
These words rhyme, I think I'll crochet something! BAM! A pistachio is born!