Handlebars deserve handlebars.
These words rhyme, I think I'll crochet something! BAM! A pistachio is born!
A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
Available at: The Tiny Fig http://thetinyfig.wazala.com/?page=product_det&id=2427 ($12)
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
Available at: Love and a Sandwich http://www.etsy.com/listing/54737349/its-nannerpus ($28)
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.