Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
Why no, inspector, I haven't seen a cat anywhere!
Now when you send a letter, a little Frenchman can deliver the news.
Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.
Show the mustache love by giving everyone (or everything!) a mustache
A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!