Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
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This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!
Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.