It shuts them up AND makes them cuter!
Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.
Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
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Well aren't you the most dapper aquatic mammal I've ever seen?
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.