Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
Show the mustache love by giving everyone (or everything!) a mustache
A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
This guy wants nothing more than to make your day brighter with his delicious pizza! Thanks, yarn dude!
Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.