A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
I always felt my rude gestures could use a bit of class.
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
Show the mustache love by giving everyone (or everything!) a mustache
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
These words rhyme, I think I'll crochet something! BAM! A pistachio is born!