Keep your toes warm and your nerd cred intact.
Is the bloom off the rose? Is the novelty of your iPad wearing off? Spruce it up a bit with a mushroom case! Re-up that nerd cred and walk the cubicle maze with your head held high!
Why dig in the dirt when you can carry a mushroom in your pocket!
This is much better looking than the neighbor's dining room across the alley.