Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
This dude's eyes are all droopy and sleepy until you fill the mug with hot coffee and he perks right up! Just like you!
You never know where your coffee will end up.
Because you can't start your day without #coffee.
You wouldn't want the pigs to know you're drinking a grande americano. They need to think you're up to no good.
As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.