Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.
Your hot chocolate may produce tiny marshmallows out of pure fear at the sight of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on this mug.
I only want one cup of tea. I want it strong and I want it cute and I want it NOW.
I love a good culinary "gotcha" every now and again. This one is especially well executed with the matching saucer and the doily and the little floating marshmallows. I know I'd be fooled and delighted!