Load it up with your favorite blood type!
I love a good culinary "gotcha" every now and again. This one is especially well executed with the matching saucer and the doily and the little floating marshmallows. I know I'd be fooled and delighted!
As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.
It's a nice day to sit by the boiling pond and fish for a cup of tea.
Just give in to Big Brother. There is no other way.