A great way to lay about with friends and hilariously crush your enemies!
This land shark is harmless. All he wants is your dirty laundry!
Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.
You're so complainy all the time. Stop whining and get your gingham butt its own damn snack.
I'm a sucker for a zipper mouth. It's such a cute touch, plus you can easily shut them up.
Load it up with your favorite blood type!