Kitty will nom your valuables into safety.
Never leave home without your smile.
You're so complainy all the time. Stop whining and get your gingham butt its own damn snack.
Sorry, frog, in my purse you'd starve to death.
This land shark is harmless. All he wants is your dirty laundry!
Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.