Sorry, frog, in my purse you'd starve to death.
Load it up with your favorite blood type!
I'm afraid my kitty would like this kitty a little too much.
Kitty will nom your valuables into safety.
This land shark is harmless. All he wants is your dirty laundry!
You're so complainy all the time. Stop whining and get your gingham butt its own damn snack.