I'm a sucker for a zipper mouth. It's such a cute touch, plus you can easily shut them up.
Sorry, frog, in my purse you'd starve to death.
Kitty will nom your valuables into safety.
Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.
You're so complainy all the time. Stop whining and get your gingham butt its own damn snack.
I'm afraid my kitty would like this kitty a little too much.
This land shark is harmless. All he wants is your dirty laundry!