Your brains, they are so crunchy! Man, this is just proof that it doesn't take artistic talent to make adorable food, or cooking skills for that matter! Anyone can make pudding, it's the creative inspiration that makes it special. And SPOOOOKY!
It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?
I'm hoping this really burns when you spray it in someone's eyes. There are a few monsters at the bar I'd like to keep at bay.