Why dig in the dirt when you can carry a mushroom in your pocket!
Ah the romance of a sweet old typewriter! Your great novel is still there, just under the surface. You'll write it someday!
People have to lean in real close to your ears to see that these are precious macarons. Make sure it's the right people leaning in close.
Sometimes you just can't decide, you know? I's nice that someone thought to just plop the two together to shut me up already. Move along, lady! There's a line behind you!
I'm not sure if there is a better manufacturer of miniatures out there than Nunu's House. Do you see the tiny cookie shaped like a bunny? DO YOU SEE IT?
Eating a whole box of donuts usually isn't something to be proud of but I think we can forgive it this once.