Fruitcake, I think we can all agree, is not a tasty treat. But if you distill the booziness and the cakiness and turn it into a jelly shot, I can get behind it.
Gives those bored elves in your house something to entertain themselves with.
While reading the RIVETING monthly expense report you may find yourself nibbling on your office supplies. Careful there.
A little birdie told me you liked little birdies. He's not wrong is he?
Too much caffeine makes me all jittery. This will do.