Sometimes a meal is so delicious and satisfying that you just want to eat the entire plate and the table cloth and flatware and everything. In my family when food is especially tasty we say that we just want to "rub it in my hair".
I know this isn't edible, but it is some of the best looking teeny tiny bread and cheese I've ever seen. Where's my microscopic cheese knife? I need a bit of that brie on one of those perfect slices of bread to tide me over before dinner.
I don't think you can make an actual, normal cupcake with booze in it, so this is a perfect variation. With all the new cupcake and whipped cream flavored vodkas on the market now you can make all sorts of boozy faux baked goods. This is the kind of baking I can get behind.