All my zippers need Totoros.
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Sometimes you just can't decide, you know? I's nice that someone thought to just plop the two together to shut me up already. Move along, lady! There's a line behind you!
Eating a whole box of donuts usually isn't something to be proud of but I think we can forgive it this once.
Fruitcake, I think we can all agree, is not a tasty treat. But if you distill the booziness and the cakiness and turn it into a jelly shot, I can get behind it.
Why dig in the dirt when you can carry a mushroom in your pocket!
Just the perfect amount of sweetness in one bite with a hidden chocolate center! Sweet!
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