I want dozens of machines to make all my favorite foods in miniature form. Tiny food has no calories, right?
Come on, just a quick little game. Just a wee one.
The thought of popping a whole tiny kiwi in my mouth without having to bother with the fuzz and the size just delights me. Adorable!
We all know that unicorns are magical and narwhals are the unicorn of the sea so why wouldn't you want a narwhal to snuggle with?
Can I get a hat that looks like me to wear on my head? That's pretty much what this cupcake is doing and it looks pretty fierce. I think I could rock it.
Sometimes you really just can't choose. I suppose it's better for me to just look at pictures of cupcakes and drool anyway.
These tiny monsters stick to your wine glass with a suction cup so you'll always know which is yours. I'm always the blue bicep guy because I've got such huge guns.