My kit includes 14 shades of lipgloss, half a pack of gum, some bar receipts, $4.36 in loose change, broken sunglasses and a scarf. That should keep me safe!
Don't suffer no fools, you know you've been around the block.
Maybe if I press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start on this, I'll have 30 extra chances to get to work on time.
Those teeth don't stand a chance!
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