I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
Some days it's just too hot and you can't eat your ice cream fast enough. This is why I carry moist towelettes in my purse. Because even though I don't have kids, I know that adults can get just as sticky as toddlers.
As distressing as it may be to have a sunken kitty in your drink, those toe beans sure are sweet!
This is so weird and so appealing! Who would figure, heating up something that looks like a cookie to make your house smell like a cookie? MADNESS!