Valley of the D'AWWWs
Sometimes you're just not feeling quite right, not like your bubbly, happy-go-lucky, sweet as pie self. I know those days, I understand. It's going to be okay I promise. Just take two of these and call me in the morning.
Available at: Luster Shop http://www.lustershop.com/shop-online/2010/9/17/happy-pills-necklace-with-moving-parts.html ($26)
Whatever your helper may be, mike n ike's, horse tranquilizers, vicodin, let it always be close at hand.