There's something extra satisfying about getting really messy when you're eating a snack. All the chocolate melting on your hands and the marshmallow squishing out everywhere. Pure decadence.
Just close your eyes an imagine a world where you can have a fruity pebbles treat anytime you want. All you have to do is wish and one will appear right in front of you, just like that. Ahhhhh, what a world.
Sweet and plump and pink and smiling, how can you not love Marge?
You know what, birds? It's about time you perk up and realize that the world isn't out to get you. Maybe give up on the egg rescue mission. Enjoy what you've got, you're really bringing me down.