I keep finding my house key on the fence in the backyard. Give it back, squirrels! It's not one of you!
Hey, sometimes you need to identify a platter of meats.
Can't sleep, need to draw or write bad poetry to help lull you into slumber? Oh man, that was some seriously jacked prose, thank goodness it's washable.
Not so good at engaging with your family at the dinner table? Just doodle through the awkwardness. The best part? It's washable!