I guess once you're seven it's not so scary for a tiny mustachioed plumber to come bursting out of your birthday cake anymore. Right, Stan?
I'll endure ear-biters for fashion. Looking good comes at a price.
As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.
Do you have secrets that can only be hidden properly behind giant question marks? Gold coins perhaps? I've got some shelves for you.
Bob-Omb is pretty much the cutest bomb out there. Having one in your pocket also serves as a reminder that you are, in fact, the bomb.
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