As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.
This is much better looking than the neighbor's dining room across the alley.
I'll endure ear-biters for fashion. Looking good comes at a price.
He's cheeky AND he likes to cook! What a guy!
I keep finding him under the stove or in the bathtub or the fireplace when I get home. Stay put, Mario!
Is the bloom off the rose? Is the novelty of your iPad wearing off? Spruce it up a bit with a mushroom case! Re-up that nerd cred and walk the cubicle maze with your head held high!
Keep your toes warm and your nerd cred intact.