Keep your toes warm and your nerd cred intact.
I keep finding him under the stove or in the bathtub or the fireplace when I get home. Stay put, Mario!
I guess once you're seven it's not so scary for a tiny mustachioed plumber to come bursting out of your birthday cake anymore. Right, Stan?
You know you've always wanted to make out with Yoshi. Admit it!
Do you have secrets that can only be hidden properly behind giant question marks? Gold coins perhaps? I've got some shelves for you.