I'll endure ear-biters for fashion. Looking good comes at a price.
As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.
I guess once you're seven it's not so scary for a tiny mustachioed plumber to come bursting out of your birthday cake anymore. Right, Stan?
Goomba, get out of my way, I need to get that question mark! I was always terrible at this game.
You know you've always wanted to make out with Yoshi. Admit it!
I keep finding him under the stove or in the bathtub or the fireplace when I get home. Stay put, Mario!
Can I get some extra fireballs on earrings? Thanks.
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