Every meal is an opportunity to scare your loved ones just a little.
What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!
He may seem hardened and cold, but underneath it all he's really sensitive and delicious.
Keep your salad from wilting before you eat it!
Why are lil pandas always so sleepy? They roll around on the floor like furry tumbleweeds full of napsauce. Omg look at the one on the left, he has little FOOTS! Ugh, eat it quick, I can't handle the cute!
Clever use of blue Fruit Roll-Ups for ears! I wish I could eat a sweet Stitch every day for lunch!
I wish every year was the year of the precious little dragon and box of meatballs. How could you have a bad year with meatballs?