Every meal is an opportunity to scare your loved ones just a little.
Elephant, thank you for making me such a delicious and beautiful meal! You sure are talented and precise with that big trunk of yours. How you managed to carve a self-portrait out of cheese, I'll never know!
Keep your salad from wilting before you eat it!
It's that time of year! What is your going to be dressed as? This lunch is going as friendly disembodied skulls at night. Not super scary but A for effort!
He may seem hardened and cold, but underneath it all he's really sensitive and delicious.
What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!
Remember when mom used to write you little notes to surprise you when you opened your lunchbox? This is like that, but no embarrassing teasing.