Unless you have an unfortunate and severe abnormality, your ears will be on opposite sides of your head. It's a good thing, too, that way the wolf will never get Lil Red!
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My, what big eyes you have, Babushka.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
Is this what Little Red had in her basket on her way through the woods to grandmother's house?
Look out, Red! The wolf is RIGHT THERE!