You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
Someday I'll have a big ol' house with a dressing room decorated in all frilly pinkness and lace and I'll hire someone to keep it clean and organized for me and all the lighting fixtures will look like this.
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
Do you tell your computer how much you love it? Maybe it's time. Get girly with it!