They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.
Do you tell your computer how much you love it? Maybe it's time. Get girly with it!
Someday I'll have a big ol' house with a dressing room decorated in all frilly pinkness and lace and I'll hire someone to keep it clean and organized for me and all the lighting fixtures will look like this.
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!
If a TARDIS could talk, what would it say?