Just touch the bottom and the light turns on or off and makes the coin sound! genius!
Even though they were even before my time, I harbor deep longings for a vintage silver tree with a rotating colored light. Swoon.
What your house needs is lights shaped like little houses.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
So here's how it works, you've got the big house and a bunch of other people have the little houses. You control the lights, over the internet! Neat! Now your friends will know when you're home.
Someday I'll have a big ol' house with a dressing room decorated in all frilly pinkness and lace and I'll hire someone to keep it clean and organized for me and all the lighting fixtures will look like this.
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!