On a cloudy night it's nice to have an alternative stargazing setup.
They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
Turning on the lights triggers my migraines, I prefer soothing, glowing furniture.
Cute bunnies really do make the world a brighter place.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.