Are there a couple of little Alice-like feet sticking out of that striped blue cup? Oh whimsy, you've done it again.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
On a cloudy night it's nice to have an alternative stargazing setup.
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!
Do you tell your computer how much you love it? Maybe it's time. Get girly with it!
I don't know if I could handle the constant suggestion to drink hot chocolate, but I would love to impress my coworkers with this.