You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
Cute bunnies really do make the world a brighter place.
If a TARDIS could talk, what would it say?
Turning on the lights triggers my migraines, I prefer soothing, glowing furniture.
Stop gnawing on the lamp and go get yourself a proper snack.
I break so many lights forgetting that I'm not in a video game.