I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!

Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.

Turning on the lights triggers my migraines, I prefer soothing, glowing furniture.

Cute bunnies really do make the world a brighter place.

Someday I'll have a big ol' house with a dressing room decorated in all frilly pinkness and lace and I'll hire someone to keep it clean and organized for me and all the lighting fixtures will look like this.

You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.

I don't know if I could handle the constant suggestion to drink hot chocolate, but I would love to impress my coworkers with this.