It's nice to know someone tall and quiet is watching over me while I sleep. Wait, did I say nice? I meant super creepy.
I break so many lights forgetting that I'm not in a video game.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
Just touch the bottom and the light turns on or off and makes the coin sound! genius!
What your house needs is lights shaped like little houses.