You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
Here's a little fox light that you can make for yourself! Make me one while you're at it, will ya?
On a cloudy night it's nice to have an alternative stargazing setup.
Historically accurate skies are where it's at.