Turning on the lights triggers my migraines, I prefer soothing, glowing furniture.
Stop gnawing on the lamp and go get yourself a proper snack.
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
Someday I'll have a big ol' house with a dressing room decorated in all frilly pinkness and lace and I'll hire someone to keep it clean and organized for me and all the lighting fixtures will look like this.
What your house needs is lights shaped like little houses.