These penguins are so round, it looks as if they've had too many cookies themselves! Roly poly birdies, are you just going to slide all lazy-like on your bellies to the water? Are those hair bows waterproof?
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
All your one-handed pirate friends will love coming to BBQs at your house!
All the boredom with none of the (un)intentional groping!
I suppose if you can't afford a butler to twirl your ice cream for you, an automatic cone will have to do.
Got a Mean Girls themed party to go to? Thrown on some owl eyes and lingerie and you're set!