I love the idea of crispy cookies on top of a steamy cup of apple cider. The steam will soften up the bottom of the cookie just enough to make it chewy, but the top will still be crispy. Mmmmmmm... hurry up, Autumn!
You can't very well stick a wick in a real egg, this is second best!
This guy will guard your foyer, keep your umbrellas from getting moldy, and when the weather is dry, you can sit on him!
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me three times and screw it, I'm eating the damn potholders.