You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.
Cute bunnies really do make the world a brighter place.
Maybe if you get really zen with the spill, certain things will be illuminated.
It's nice to know someone tall and quiet is watching over me while I sleep. Wait, did I say nice? I meant super creepy.
I don't know if I could handle the constant suggestion to drink hot chocolate, but I would love to impress my coworkers with this.