Via Lil Sugar
Available at: Emmo Home ($80) http://www.emmohome.com/suck-uk-bookrest-lamp.html Via: Holy Cool http://www.holycool.net/2010/09/book-rest-lamp.html?utmsource=feedburner&utmmedium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+Holycool+(Holycool.net)
They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.
Maybe if you get really zen with the spill, certain things will be illuminated.
What your house needs is lights shaped like little houses.