You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.
Because every meal should have its own designated light source.
Just like the skirts of the cutest, pinkest, frilliest lolita dress, this lamp is versatile and super adorable. If only I had room for a vanity.
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Does your doorbell play the Imperial March? Do your guests have to take off their shoes and don R2D2 slippers in your home? How do you not have this lamp already?
A stinky pine tree leaving needles everywhere just isn't my style, I prefer something a little more sleek and modern.