It's nice to know someone tall and quiet is watching over me while I sleep. Wait, did I say nice? I meant super creepy.
I break so many lights forgetting that I'm not in a video game.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
On a cloudy night it's nice to have an alternative stargazing setup.
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.