You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
I don't know if I could handle the constant suggestion to drink hot chocolate, but I would love to impress my coworkers with this.
Attach an RC motor to that baby and it can guide you through a dark house.
The LEGO lamp should get you one step closer to fulfilling your dream of living in a house made of LEGOs.