Does your doorbell play the Imperial March? Do your guests have to take off their shoes and don R2D2 slippers in your home? How do you not have this lamp already?
Just touch the bottom and the light turns on or off and makes the coin sound! genius!
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
Attach an RC motor to that baby and it can guide you through a dark house.
They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.