I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!
It's nice to know someone tall and quiet is watching over me while I sleep. Wait, did I say nice? I meant super creepy.
Does your doorbell play the Imperial March? Do your guests have to take off their shoes and don R2D2 slippers in your home? How do you not have this lamp already?
I break so many lights forgetting that I'm not in a video game.
What your house needs is lights shaped like little houses.