It's nice to know someone tall and quiet is watching over me while I sleep. Wait, did I say nice? I meant super creepy.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
A stinky pine tree leaving needles everywhere just isn't my style, I prefer something a little more sleek and modern.
Cute bunnies really do make the world a brighter place.
On a cloudy night it's nice to have an alternative stargazing setup.