Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
Maybe if you get really zen with the spill, certain things will be illuminated.
On a cloudy night it's nice to have an alternative stargazing setup.
It's nice to know someone tall and quiet is watching over me while I sleep. Wait, did I say nice? I meant super creepy.
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You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.