I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!
A stinky pine tree leaving needles everywhere just isn't my style, I prefer something a little more sleek and modern.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
Historically accurate skies are where it's at.
Maybe if you get really zen with the spill, certain things will be illuminated.