Maybe if you get really zen with the spill, certain things will be illuminated.
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
Cute bunnies really do make the world a brighter place.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
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