Maybe if you get really zen with the spill, certain things will be illuminated.
They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.
It's nice to know someone tall and quiet is watching over me while I sleep. Wait, did I say nice? I meant super creepy.
You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!