I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!
I don't know if I could handle the constant suggestion to drink hot chocolate, but I would love to impress my coworkers with this.
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Historically accurate skies are where it's at.
Rabbits really know how to party. But you have to watch out, they can get a little reckless if they have too many wheatgrass shots.
Does your doorbell play the Imperial March? Do your guests have to take off their shoes and don R2D2 slippers in your home? How do you not have this lamp already?
A stinky pine tree leaving needles everywhere just isn't my style, I prefer something a little more sleek and modern.