Available at: Perpetual Kid http://www.perpetualkid.com/giant-ice-cream-cone-lamp.aspx ($40) Via: Incredible Things http://www.incrediblethings.com/home/giant-ice-cream-cone-lamp/
Just touch the bottom and the light turns on or off and makes the coin sound! genius!
Attach an RC motor to that baby and it can guide you through a dark house.
Available at: Emmo Home ($80) http://www.emmohome.com/suck-uk-bookrest-lamp.html Via: Holy Cool http://www.holycool.net/2010/09/book-rest-lamp.html?utmsource=feedburner&utmmedium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+Holycool+(Holycool.net)
What your house needs is lights shaped like little houses.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.