You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.
Attach an RC motor to that baby and it can guide you through a dark house.
I break so many lights forgetting that I'm not in a video game.
Let's just stick with the cows, okay boys?
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
What your house needs is lights shaped like little houses.