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You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.
You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.
Attach an RC motor to that baby and it can guide you through a dark house.
Does your doorbell play the Imperial March? Do your guests have to take off their shoes and don R2D2 slippers in your home? How do you not have this lamp already?