Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.
On a cloudy night it's nice to have an alternative stargazing setup.
It's nice to know someone tall and quiet is watching over me while I sleep. Wait, did I say nice? I meant super creepy.
A stinky pine tree leaving needles everywhere just isn't my style, I prefer something a little more sleek and modern.