What your house needs is lights shaped like little houses.
You'd probably cause +4 damage with this thing.
Just like the skirts of the cutest, pinkest, frilliest lolita dress, this lamp is versatile and super adorable. If only I had room for a vanity.
They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.
Historically accurate skies are where it's at.