Jerry, comfort me! I'm allergic to real cats!
I'll forgive kitty for leaving footprints on my egg because he drew pretty little hearts on my chicken fingers! Aw, kitty, you really do love me!
My kitties chew on my fresh flowers all the time but they have yet to crawl in with them. I'll watch out for that.
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
Bow shiny. So shiny. Want the shiny!
Heed the wisdom of the guru kitty!